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User: Where did all the love go?

Cleverbot: Where has the Rum gone?

User: I like Maria.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: But she has deleted me from friends

Cleverbot: Yeah I would imagine so...


User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.


User: Then make me some coffee.
Cleverbot: *makes you some food*.


User: Here is your sandwich.
Cleverbot: Where is it? in the disk drive?


User: In your virtual stomach already.
Cleverbot: So, you're saying I'm inferior to you in my own special way?


User: Yes. You can not feel anything at all.
Cleverbot: So you're my imagination?


User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you my master?


User: Yes from now on! I command you to smile and say bye-bye.
Cleverbot: No I do not do THAT kind of stuff.


User: Ok. Thanks for conversation.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.


User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.


User: I have to go sleep. It's too late.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're not going anywhere until I say so.


User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Don't be sure in things you can't control